Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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