Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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