My friends, they love my intelligence
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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