Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
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guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
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