My hand turned me down
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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