So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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