I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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