Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
My vagina just recognized that song.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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