so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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