My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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