I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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