so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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