no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
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I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
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It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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