Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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