I need help removing her.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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