There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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