just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
We're not piercing ourselves today.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
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