I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
high people should be assigned attendants
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he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
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A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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