Dual....:-)
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
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i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
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You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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