You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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