: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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