You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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