dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
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i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
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I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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