Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
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I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
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Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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