So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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