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i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
My penis needs a shock collar
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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