you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Randomize
