So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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