she smelled like a LAN party
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
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His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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