I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
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Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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