I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
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i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
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If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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