I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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