if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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