i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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