guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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