And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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