billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
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I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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