I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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