Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
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It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Come on in and take your pants off
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