I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
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and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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