am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
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Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
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PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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