You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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