You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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