If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
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Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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