If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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