This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
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I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
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I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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