We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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