i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you win again, gameday.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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