2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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