if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
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in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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