Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You're so nebulous sometimes
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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