Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I need help removing her.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
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$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize